Loudmouth Smartass

I am trying to get a lot of posts in here asap so my history doesn't look so pathetic. Anyways onto to a pointless scorn filled rant.

That Guy the one that knows about everything, and he is loud AND annoying (seems those trait often go hand in hand). Anyways me and some friends are out at a campfire and a recently divorced, desperate woman's boyfriend walks up and exclaims like he is reading out of a Nicholas Sparks novel, "Ahhh the gentle smell of burning oak in the evening." The woman's brother blurts out, "That's pine you idiot" so in attempting to prove to us that he was an experienced woodsman who hadn't spent his whole life in the city he did the opposite.

We all know an idiot who constantly tries too hard to make himself look smart, and we all hate this person, now why do they keep it up? Maybe they are sad, depressed self loathers who need other people thinking that they are smart in order to live. I think someone pays them to be annoying as hell. Here is my plan: If you don't know about a topic, shut the hell up.

Anyways google is bad because they like to bomb innocent cities to make room for their servers.
(Disclaimer: If google actually bombed a city of these idiots no one would complain)